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Sorry I haven't updated much lately but here's a stupid little story to enjoy.
WHY CABLE IS BETTER THAN PUPPIES!
I don't know if anyone has seen the latest comercials but I obviously have. This is about cable I think and I thought I would go along with the idea and try to work with it a little. O.K.
The pros of Cable:
1) Cable has many choices of what types of shows you like
to watch.
2) The volume of the television (and cable shows) can be
turned down so that the noise does not disturb anyone.
3) Almost everyone watches it. So it is a fad.(Sorta).
4) Cable also does not shed fur.
5) Cable is easily taken care of.
6) Cable does not lick you in the morning just so you can
feed it.
7) Cable does not poop or pee in your floor.
8) Cable can be abandoned for another service at any point
in time. So you really dont have to worry about being
the bad guy.
9) Cable does not chew your shoes up.
10) And finally cable is never under your feet biting your
pant leg and begging for attention.
The cons of a Puppy:
1) Puppies poop and pee everywhere unless you give almost
all of your free time into house training them.
2) Puppies have to go on daily walks. (not including their
short flying sessions out the back door.)
3) Puppies want to chew on everything they find.
4) Puppies grow up into big dogs that can potienitally become
raving guard dogs that can eventually get you in trouble
with the law.
5) Puppies need food to eat which takes money.(That hard
earned money you worked for all week just to get that CD
you wanted but now you have to buy puppy food so you dont
get arrested for animal abuse.)
6) Puppies shed fur daily.
7) Puppies track mud inside the house.(Now you have to work
more, after you have finally gotten off work to clean up
the mess in your house so your kids dont get taken away
because the house isn't clean enough for the state.
Where as in the first place the puppy is suppose to be
your kids' responsability BUT THEY ARE SO STUPID THAT
THEY WONT DO IT AND NOW YOU HAVE TO BE THE BAD GUY AND
SEND IT TO THE POUND BECAUSE ITS TOO MUCH RESPONSABILITY
FOR YOU TO TAKE CARE OF IT!!!!*Gasp* *Gasp*
O.K. Anyway as I was saying cable is much better than puppies as you can see... What? Oh the Cons for Cable? Well I didnt think that was very important. Oh the Pros for a puppy... HEY IM ONLY A TEENAGE GIRL I CANT DO EVERYTHING GIVE ME A BREAK. Sheesh. You people demand way too much from me.
WHY CABLE IS BETTER THAN PUPPIES!
I don't know if anyone has seen the latest comercials but I obviously have. This is about cable I think and I thought I would go along with the idea and try to work with it a little. O.K.
The pros of Cable:
1) Cable has many choices of what types of shows you like
to watch.
2) The volume of the television (and cable shows) can be
turned down so that the noise does not disturb anyone.
3) Almost everyone watches it. So it is a fad.(Sorta).
4) Cable also does not shed fur.
5) Cable is easily taken care of.
6) Cable does not lick you in the morning just so you can
feed it.
7) Cable does not poop or pee in your floor.
8) Cable can be abandoned for another service at any point
in time. So you really dont have to worry about being
the bad guy.
9) Cable does not chew your shoes up.
10) And finally cable is never under your feet biting your
pant leg and begging for attention.
The cons of a Puppy:
1) Puppies poop and pee everywhere unless you give almost
all of your free time into house training them.
2) Puppies have to go on daily walks. (not including their
short flying sessions out the back door.)
3) Puppies want to chew on everything they find.
4) Puppies grow up into big dogs that can potienitally become
raving guard dogs that can eventually get you in trouble
with the law.
5) Puppies need food to eat which takes money.(That hard
earned money you worked for all week just to get that CD
you wanted but now you have to buy puppy food so you dont
get arrested for animal abuse.)
6) Puppies shed fur daily.
7) Puppies track mud inside the house.(Now you have to work
more, after you have finally gotten off work to clean up
the mess in your house so your kids dont get taken away
because the house isn't clean enough for the state.
Where as in the first place the puppy is suppose to be
your kids' responsability BUT THEY ARE SO STUPID THAT
THEY WONT DO IT AND NOW YOU HAVE TO BE THE BAD GUY AND
SEND IT TO THE POUND BECAUSE ITS TOO MUCH RESPONSABILITY
FOR YOU TO TAKE CARE OF IT!!!!*Gasp* *Gasp*
O.K. Anyway as I was saying cable is much better than puppies as you can see... What? Oh the Cons for Cable? Well I didnt think that was very important. Oh the Pros for a puppy... HEY IM ONLY A TEENAGE GIRL I CANT DO EVERYTHING GIVE ME A BREAK. Sheesh. You people demand way too much from me.