And while I'm on the subject, compare:

penny pinching thief

heart stopping action

shape shifting hero

hog calling Hoosier

Bob chasing Buckeye

granola crunching, tree hugging, Birkenstock wearing commie

Daylight Saving Time

So there.

p.s. I don't like this font.

I officially hate Daylight Saving Time. It's just wrong, wrong, wrong.

And has anyone noticed that we spend longer in DST than we do in 'standard' time? The folks who made up these various labels were stupid dumb-dumbs.