To all the locals...
We don't talk anymore. I mean, in person. Actually, not much at all lately, in any way, shape, or form. Are you mad at us? Tired of us? Disgusted with our ways?
See, we're the worst when it comes to calling people or visiting people or contacting people in general, and we intend on staying the worst. That's our claim to fame. You're making us look like chumps at our own game. I'm the one posting about it, reaching out, exposing my tender underbelly, which is sooooooo uncharacteristic and uncomfortable. Very un- indeed.
Ok, back to being slightly serious. Give us a call sometime, or something. Just to touch base, that's all. Let us know you don't completely hate us.
See, we're the worst when it comes to calling people or visiting people or contacting people in general, and we intend on staying the worst. That's our claim to fame. You're making us look like chumps at our own game. I'm the one posting about it, reaching out, exposing my tender underbelly, which is sooooooo uncharacteristic and uncomfortable. Very un- indeed.
Ok, back to being slightly serious. Give us a call sometime, or something. Just to touch base, that's all. Let us know you don't completely hate us.