I need a drink in the worst way!
Earlier I was at Wal-Mart, my food and provisions purchased. It was sunny when I left my house. Then there came a spectacular and furious thunderstorm. The sky was almost pitch black when I left the store, but not so much as a drop of rain was falling yet. I had unloaded all my groceries and was in the middle of working a 45 gallon trash can into the back seat of my small car when the sky fell. I was immediately soaked to the bone, but that wasn’t even the worst part.
The worst happened when the wind kicked up. I looked to my right, maybe two rows over, and saw an ENTIRE cart return just….being blown down the parking lot. I don’t know if it hit anything, because at the same time, a cart got twirled into a car the next row over, and about that time, one crashed into my headlight at about 25 mph, or however fast the wind gust was. Luckily, it didn’t bust out the headlight itself, only the corner light cover. Those things cost about $90, though. I know this because my other one is gone as well, and I have asked about - and decided for the time being against - replacing it. I did notice that my OTHER headlight is no longer working, though. That needs to be replaced soon. I work tomorrow and Saturday, and Sunday will be going out of town. Working Monday. But back to what I was getting at to begin with: ANY AND EVERY USELESS CUNTY-CUNT MORON WHO CAN’T BE BOTHERED TO PUT THEIR SHOPPING CART IN THE CART RETURNS PROVIDED BY THE STORE NEEDS HIS OR HER ASS KICKED!!!!!!
I finally made it home, got my groceries in, and was freezing. I went to the bathroom to peel my sodden, freezing clothes off and dropped my Icee. Yes, I was going to enjoy my cool Icee while warming up in a hot bath. At least I was till I dropped it and it splattered EVERYWHERE.
Housecleaning is definitely on hold for another hour, if not for the rest of the evening. I do have several errands all over the place before going in to work tomorrow, after all. I should probably try resting!
Oh, and in case anyone missed it the first time:
ANY AND EVERY USELESS CUNTY-CUNT MORON WHO CAN’T BE BOTHERED TO PUT THEIR SHOPPING CART IN THE CART RETURNS PROVIDED BY THE STORE NEEDS HIS OR HER ASS KICKED!!!!!!
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