Blogging Outside the Box, Vol. 1
I’ve been sorely lacking lately in the inspiration-for-blog posts department, so when the opportunity arose to answer a few situational questions designed to make me “use my imagination” and “free my inner bloginess,” I stepped up. How could I not?
1. You are in court. You are in deep doo-doo. What did you do? (’Cause if you want, I might could talk to the judge and get your sentence reduced to Bloggingham dungeon time.) I was disturbing the peace. Doesn’t anyone love loud music anymore?
2. Your blog just became a best-selling book . What is the title of your book ? Oooh. How about “Horns Up: Everyday Tales from a Rocker Mom and Brutal Belle Who’s Proudly Made Tongues Wag Since 1992″. Or something like that.
3. It is midnight. The phone rings. It is Michael Jackson calling from the Great Beyond. What would you like to ask him? Wow. Am I the only person who really wouldn’t have a question for Michael Jackson? Connect me to Jim Morrison, and then we’ll talk.
4. You are having your future told. The fortune teller looks in the crystal ball, screams and leaves the room in fright. What did they see? Umm…my rockstar crushes?
5. You’re blogging along minding your own blusiness (that’s blog + oh…you know) when Google unexpectedly puts a Objectionable Content Warning on your blog. Your own mother is afraid to enter! What, pray tell, did you do to warrant it? How did this happen? Do you think you deserve it? Just how objectionable are you? Do tell. I guess I went off on a rant worthy of Mr. Bale……again. Yes, I am sure I deserved it. I’m only objectionable to people who are offended by occasional extreme profanity.
6. You suddenly become God Of The Universe. What would your first Commandment be? What’s wrong with any of the commandments we have now? I’d save myself the trouble and just keep those.
7. And finally, what secret would you like to tell the Queen? Not to worry. What happens in Bloggingham, stays in Bloggingham. Hm. Though I may publicly profess not to care, I am extremely jealous of the BlogHer attendees. There. I said it.
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