[ The video starts in the Violet city pokémart and shakes as the pokégear is taken inside and pointed at the sky and is put down onto the grass facing into the air - Hiruma sneers down at the camera and points upward, keeping one of his hands out of sight ]
Keep your eyes open, fucking Audience! I mean it! Don't fucking blink or you'll miss it!
[ After he finished shouting he takes in a quick gasp of air and launches a round object straight into the sky in a huge arc before landing bang on the ground and bouncing off to the side - that's right, Hiruma found a football! ]
Did you see that? That's the passing power of the Deimon Devil Bats' quarter back - Hiruma Youichi! Burn the pass of the best quarterback ever onto your eyelids and take the image back to your own fucking worlds!!
If you need lessons, want lessons or can't live without lessons then come and see me in Violet city when I'm not fucking busy! I'll teach you, or your pokémon for free, just in case I get fucking rusty!
Or if you find yourself in 2002 or later Japan go to Deimon High in Tokyo and join the team, damn it!!
[ He's just going to shove his hand infront of the camera with a handy map drawn right on there ]
Join as soon as you fucking can!
Ya-Ha!!