Seventh Down [Video] - Action if you're in route 31, near Violet

[devilbatshit]

[ Since he's pretty much the coolest, showiest, flashiest mother fucker on the planet Hiruma has decided to send out a video broadcast pointing to the exact moment his Sentret scratched the living daylights out of some poor Pidgey

Comments

[cookwarewarrior]

What was that?!

[devilbatshit]

It was the birth of a hero, that's what!

Wait why do you sound so freaked?

[cookwarewarrior]

I didn't know they could do that.

[devilbatshit]

Oh right. When they get to a high enough level they turn into stronger versions of themselves.

Careful if you try it, I know some kid who nearly got killed when her fucking crab turned into a fucking giant crazed killer crab.

[cookwarewarrior]

I think I'd be able to handle it.

[devilbatshit]

Kekeke, that's the fucking spirit!

What pokémon have you got anyway?

[cookwarewarrior]

Houndour. I'll bet she'll be even cuter when evolved!

[devilbatshit]

Wrong! My Houndour is going to be fucking terrifying when he evolves!

[cookwarewarrior]

No way! Houndour are adorable!

[devilbatshit]

I... no they're not.

They're deadly and intimidating!

[cookwarewarrior]

Well obviously. But they're cute while doing all that!

[devilbatshit]

Okay then, Houndour are cute, deadly and intimidating all at the same time.

Which makes them even better, right?

[cookwarewarrior]

Now you've got it.