[ Since he's pretty much the coolest, showiest, flashiest mother fucker on the planet Hiruma has decided to send out a video broadcast pointing to the exact moment his Sentret scratched the living daylights out of some poor Pidgey ]
Pay attention, fuckers, because it's evolution time!!
[ Sentret is sitting nervously because apparently it's camera shy or scared of Hiruma focusing his attention on it for too long, who wouldn't be? Although he was silent until now, once his pokémon begins to glow and change shape Hiruma starts cackling ]
KEKEKE, Once you evolve we'll have alot less trouble stomping all over Falkner, you damn Squirrel!!!
[ The glowing light dies down and
instead of a Sentret there is a Furret sitting looking up at the camera, wondering what Hiruma thinks about it. ]
Fuck yes!
That's how you do it, damn it!
YA-HA!!