I never do memes

Mar 27, 2019 14:15

But I just connected to a girl named Viktoria, and this meme is on her LJ:
Would you feel funny if you kissed somebody of the same sex?
LOL, no since I am a lifelong lesbian. V is of a similar stripe.

Name three things in your room that others probably don’t have in theirs:
I guess we're talking living room -- very elegant fireplace (Joanne snazzed it up with a big mantle, bookshelves, etc.); a nice bar; and some Mexican furniture from my years there.

If your best friend grabs your hand, what do you automatically do?
[Really dumb question]

What’s something you can cook or bake like a pro?
Italian or Mexican food -- just did up a batch of "carnitas" (roast pork) in the slow-cooker; last-minute invited a neighbor couple to join me for scrumptuous tacos.

Do you have plans for tonight?
Nope. Will prolly watch Rachel Maddow -- I'm deep into the whole Mueller saga!

Do you tend to flirt a lot, even when the person isn’t single?
Yeah, I confess I like nothing better. (Well, a few things!) I was walking on the beach an hour ago, met an m/f couple -- and flirted with the girl, Jenn, like mad. Hubby probably not too pleased.

What deodorant do you wear?
CP's "Speedstick"

If you could pull off any hairstyle, what would it look like?
It would be what I have now -- a simple ponytail.

What is the worst thing that happened so far today?
That same walk on the beach, shortly after meeting that cute girl, a mile from home, a fierce storm blew through, I slogged back soaking wet...

Did that ruin your day?
No, but it sure was strange. Now it's gorgeous outside again, so will go for a swim, maybe do a little gardening.

What’s something good you’re looking forward to?
A concert in Washington by Caetano Velloso, a wonderful Brazilian musician I first heard when I lived in Rio. My girl, Joanne, just called from there (she teaches at G.MasonUniv, so had to go back in early March; I'm staying down here in Vero Beach -- truly hate winter up there) and she asked if I wanted to go. (Is the Pope a Catholic?) So we have seats.

Besides furniture, what’s the biggest thing in your bedroom?
A big blow-up of one of Ansel Adams' photos, occupies a whole wall.

Do you diet and exercise regularly?
Swimming; a 2-mile walk on beach every day.

What’s something that you think is really cute?
The neighbors' very young kittens; I'd love to have a dog or cat, but we travel way too much. Kennels are terrible places.

Would you rather donate time, blood, or money?
Yeah, like Viktoria, money.

Why are hugs so great?
Because they're quintessentially innocent, but can get gloriously sexual in the blink of an eye.

Do you think fashion models are bizarre or beautiful?
Plenty are absurdly gorgeous (Candice Swanepohl -- rawr!); some less so, but I wouldn't kick them out of bed!

Describe your feet:
Sorta sexy, red nails, little silver slave bracelet -- I occasionally wonder if I have a latent foot fetish. (I've kissed and licked girlfriends' feet, early in lovemaking, but so far none have returned the favor.)

What’s a pretty bird?
I agree with Viktoria: cardinals, We have them both in DC and here in FL. They chirp weirdly. One seems to be nesting in nearby bushes, and I caught him the other day flitting between the back of a chair and the windowframe -- he must have done it 40-50 times, admiring his crimson self. C'mon, bird, get a life!

Besides sleeping, what do you do in bed?
Can't top Viktoria: "read, fuck, jill" With Joanne now up north, a LOT of Jillin'...

Is the last person you called attractive?
Yes -- Joanne

How do you like your hoodies?
I only have one, a chocolate brown one, advertising Alaska, from a cruise we took a decade ago.

Have you ever hacked into somebody’s account?
No

Have you ever touched a Qu'ran?
Yes, didn't read much, though. (Haven't read a Bible, either...)

Can grills be sexy on a guy?
WTF are "grills"?

Are braces cute?
No (What IS this meme, from middle school??)

What’s in your belly right now?
Cooked up a lovely cheese omelet this morning; bacon and fried potatos alongside.

Which of your friends makes you laugh the hardest?
Marty, Julie

Why do you eat fast food?
Again I'm with V --I hardly ever do.

What’s something good that’s on your mind right now?
Just reading the current New Yorker -- my favorite mag!
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