Parody of the arch-lesbian view -- once my OWN -- of fallible males

[devifemme]

I was just fooling around with a couple of reblogs over on Tumblr. Here a sexy one that I seriously pondered -- http://ultradevi.tumblr.com/post/150318681917 I added an overly casual caption: "Nailed it! Of course, the tongue is mightier than the sword! (The latter an

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[anais_pf]

I'm just here to wish you a happy birthday!

Denizens

[devifemme]

Dear Anais -- Thank you so much for "being HERE" over the years! You and Allan are among my most favorite denizens of good ol' LJ -- which leaves me the pervy question of whether I can count on you for the traditional spanking...

Kisses, J

Re: Denizens

[anais_pf]

Only if we can deliver them in person!

Re: Denizens

[devifemme]

Hmmm, an enticing offer! (Though I perhaps would only submit to you, Anais -- you recall that I'mjust NOT game for sex with a guy.)

But a spanking from you, dear A! Mmmmm. As it happens, I just gave myself one of those self-spankings with my little whip! (The doubled phone-charger cord -- have you ever read of my misadventures in masochism?)

Kisses, J

Re: Denizens

[anais_pf]

I thought we were discussing spankings, not sex! Allan gives fine spankings (as do I). But I can understand how one might lead to the other.

Yup, I've seen some of your writings about the phone-charger cord!

Re: self-flagellation, or ARE there any volunteers?

[devifemme]

Darling Anais (and Allan, lurking behind the throne, polishing his forthcoming book) --

You of course answered your own well-phrased question, "one might lead..." Doing so, you elegantly illustrated my response to Gary's subtle query about sex and what I'd called "ideology" (above).