Oh, Jerry -- I've always lusted after you; DON'T marry that asshole!
According to today's Washington Post On-Line, Rupert Murdoch has just got engaged to Jerry Hall, the curvy ex-girlfriend of Mick Jagger.
OMG: Murdoch -- that awful man! What does the delectable Jerry Hall want with an utterly loathesome old reprobate?
I mean, I'd MARRY her if it were somehow important that she have a spouse. For pity's sake, she must be bi, at the very least. Hey, fucking Jagger for a few years might well have left her a confirmed lezzie.
Admittedly I'm not rich -- but I AM sure I could keep her entertained!
OMG: Murdoch -- that awful man! What does the delectable Jerry Hall want with an utterly loathesome old reprobate?
I mean, I'd MARRY her if it were somehow important that she have a spouse. For pity's sake, she must be bi, at the very least. Hey, fucking Jagger for a few years might well have left her a confirmed lezzie.
Admittedly I'm not rich -- but I AM sure I could keep her entertained!