Stream of unconsciousness

Oct 04, 2013 13:41

Wandering around Tumblr, I came across a goofy character's Tweets. (I'm not on Twitter...) Reading a few dozen of them, I was fascinated by this complex/strange blogger who mocks nastiness, is a gamer and time-waster, but reflects lots of social signifiers. In sum: not stupid. He goes by "FuckminsterBull" (not the worst pun). Here are a select few:

-- Under Previous Job Experience you wrote "cat". Can you back that up with references?...Please stop batting at my tie & answer the question.

-- busta's shoes lookin like mickey mouse gloves an his breath so bad got its own crayon color named after it

-- Gabe Newell [game designer] looks like he's the John Lennon from an alternate reality where all The Beatles became decadent roman emperors.

-- Excellent work on the Fetch account Rex. I'll be sure to mention in my report that you're a good boy who wants a treat. Yes he does! Yes he d...[hitting Twitter's limit]

-- proliferation of twitter quotes from public figures in news articles as the only source of record [???]

-- ov-you-later alligator

-- There's a Mr. Baptist here to see you sir. First name "Johnthe".

arty, insatiable, shameless, hoist on petard

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