Burns Like Hygene....or Midgets What?
Eh heh heh....I never laughed so hard in all my life as I did yesterday. Oh man, the wrongness of some of the stuff said about hiring ruffle holders, touching things, blood sausages sailing through mead halls as a loose metaphor for sheathing err swords and becoming friends with lonely little girls in a barrel.....just not right.
I think Ren Faires are just about the only places you can openly talk about stuff that would get you horrified looks elsewhere...is suspiciously linked to sex or some other perversion while standing in front of children and only us weirdos are the wiser.
I had at least two people yesterday ask me if I was apart of the show...happens every time.
But great fun, good food and I got another necklace from Fellowship Foundry! Yay!
I was thinking about getting a puppet dragon but I held myself back.
Good fun all around......but soooooo tired getting back. Going around all day on only four hours sleep was just not good. Someday I'll get to that particular Ren Faire without being severely sleep deprived.
Oh and I've also really got to rewrite everything I knew about history! To see Queen Elizabeth kicking ass with a sword out on the jousting field in full garb was something they surely have omitted from the books! Apparently Sir Guy of Gisborn really did win the battle for England but Elizabeth called upon Ivanhoe, Robin of Locksley and half the cast of Xena: Warrior Princess for the final showdown. After that, all was good again and all said YAY when Queen Elizabeth restored Robin of Locksley's title and lands to him.
Yay says all! God Save England!
-Elle
I think Ren Faires are just about the only places you can openly talk about stuff that would get you horrified looks elsewhere...is suspiciously linked to sex or some other perversion while standing in front of children and only us weirdos are the wiser.
I had at least two people yesterday ask me if I was apart of the show...happens every time.
But great fun, good food and I got another necklace from Fellowship Foundry! Yay!
I was thinking about getting a puppet dragon but I held myself back.
Good fun all around......but soooooo tired getting back. Going around all day on only four hours sleep was just not good. Someday I'll get to that particular Ren Faire without being severely sleep deprived.
Oh and I've also really got to rewrite everything I knew about history! To see Queen Elizabeth kicking ass with a sword out on the jousting field in full garb was something they surely have omitted from the books! Apparently Sir Guy of Gisborn really did win the battle for England but Elizabeth called upon Ivanhoe, Robin of Locksley and half the cast of Xena: Warrior Princess for the final showdown. After that, all was good again and all said YAY when Queen Elizabeth restored Robin of Locksley's title and lands to him.
Yay says all! God Save England!
-Elle