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Oh my god, you know what's the worst fuckin thing ever? Havin to go to work on a saturday!! I thought the whole point of havin our own gallery was that we'd get to set our own hours and only come in when we wanted...BUT NO, it's saturday morning and here we are. We ain't been sellin as much lately cos it's a weird time of year with summer bein over and there bein less tourists now and it bein too early for people to Christmas shop. Gui thought we'd get more people in the gallery if we switched our hours so we was open on the weekend and took monday and tuesday off instead. I mean he's probably right but it sucks anyway cos it kind of feels like he's my boss and setin my hours. haha I am shagging my boss and I still have to come in to work on a saturday, that is bullshit! :P
As far as wedding news...Gui agreed that we can get married in London, but we're still deciding between two venues, cos we can't agree. I reckon I'll wind up getting my way, cos I usually do. It just takes ages to wear Gui down into agreeing with me :P
Fuckin hell the gallery is just so boring today. There ain't even anyone in here right now except me and Gui. Considering there ain't anything else to do, reckon I might as well fill out one of them lame survey things what used to be popular ages ago. It ain't like I'm gonna pass up an excuse to talk about myself :P
[ full name: ]
Victor Anthony Bauer
[ have you ever had a song written about you? ]
No, I never. ...Gui, you wanker, write a song about me!
[ what song makes you cry? ]
Uh...none? I dunno what makes people cry over songs. Like even if the lyrics are well sad it ain’t worth cryin over. It ain’t like a film or sommat what you have proper time to relate to an feel things about, cos songs are only like 5 mins long! ...Not like I cry at films or nothing, I’m just sayin!
[ what song makes you happy? ]
Loads of them! Anything what you can get up and dance to. Proper punk music: Sex Pistols, The Clash, X-Ray Spex, all of it. It reminds me of bein a teenager cos I was well into punk back then.
[ a p p e a r a n c e ? ]
height: 5'8"
hair color: I dunno...brown/black
skin color: White. Losin my tan cos the weather is too shit to be outside now
eye color: blue
piercings: no
tattoos: no, cos I ain’t keen on needles and the thought of all them tiny needles poking into my skin and makin me bleed makes me feel ill just thinkin about it.
[ r i g h t n o w ]
what color are the pants that you are wearing?: White and blue stripe. Millwall colours!
what song are you listening to right now?: fuckin wanky ~contemporary~ music at the gallery
what taste is in your mouth?: starbucks peppermint mocha. ...Fuck that’s a bit girly, innit? They’re dead good though.
what's the weather like now?: it ain't too bad, not raining yet today
how are you?: Bored! I wouldn’t be doin this otherwise
get motion sickness?: I don’t think so? I was fine the one time I was on a boat but the water was calm anyway, and I never got carsick in my life, but it ain’t like I ever tried to read a book in the car either, cos what am I gonna read a book for?
have a bad habit?: smashing stuff up when I kick off about things
like to drive?: Yeah, who don’t?!
[ f a v o r i t e s ]
tv show: Hannibal is brilliant :D
conditioner: wtf. Whatever Gui buys
book: haha fuck off
non alcoholic drink: coffee!
alcoholic drink: anything, I ain’t picky. Just a pint or whatever
thing to do on the weekend: Have a lie-in and shag and pester Gui to make me breakfast in bed
[h a v e y o u ]
broken the law: there’s a lot of retarded laws what shouldn’t be laws in the first place. That’s all I’m sayin
ran away from home: kind of
snuck out of the house: as if my parents woulda noticed I was gone
ever gone skinny dipping: yeah, with Gui :D
ever tipped over a porta potty: hahah no, fuckin hell
used your parents' credit card before: no cos my stepdad woulda lamped me for it
skipped school before: obviously
fell asleep in shower/bath: no, but I have vommed in the shower from bein hungover. It clogged up the tiny shower drain and was horrible D:
been in a school play: as if I can act! haha
[ l o v e ]
boyfriend: Fiance :D
girlfriend: haha
sexuality: poofter
children: Not yet, but I’m only 26
current crush: Know who is fuckin fit? Daniel Craig
been in love: currently am <3
been hurt: Never got my heartbroken by no one, but reckon I was hurt when me and Gui had a big row ages ago
your greatest regret: Bein in a mood with my brother about sommat stupid the night he died
gone out with someone you only knew for 3 days: Me an Gui had our first date the night we met and I moved in with him a week later. He ain’t got rid of me since :D
[ r a n d o m ]
do you have a job: ~artist~
your cd player has in it right now: I ain’t got a cd player cos this is 2013! But the last album I listened to was Kasabian’s latest one
if you were a crayon what color would you be: Blue like my eyes, I reckon
what makes you happy: my car, Max, my mates
what makes you happiest: some posh French wanker what gave me a engagement ring :P
what's the next cd you're gonna get: Dunno, ain’t thought about it. I just download shit on a whim
[ w h e n / w h a t w a s t h e l a s t ]
time you cried: I dunno!! I’m sure Gui is gonna be like YOU CRY ALL THE TIME! But I don’t really. I don’t remember when.
you got a real letter: This ain’t the 1800s, who does letters
you got e-mail: this morning. Some wanker was asking if he can buy one of our paintings but pay in installments? Haha fuck off this ain’t a rent-to-own
thing you purchased: my starbucks coffee on the way to work
movie you saw in the theater: oh fuck, Django Unchained? No, it’s gotta be sommat more recent than that!
As far as wedding news...Gui agreed that we can get married in London, but we're still deciding between two venues, cos we can't agree. I reckon I'll wind up getting my way, cos I usually do. It just takes ages to wear Gui down into agreeing with me :P
Fuckin hell the gallery is just so boring today. There ain't even anyone in here right now except me and Gui. Considering there ain't anything else to do, reckon I might as well fill out one of them lame survey things what used to be popular ages ago. It ain't like I'm gonna pass up an excuse to talk about myself :P
[ full name: ]
Victor Anthony Bauer
[ have you ever had a song written about you? ]
No, I never. ...Gui, you wanker, write a song about me!
[ what song makes you cry? ]
Uh...none? I dunno what makes people cry over songs. Like even if the lyrics are well sad it ain’t worth cryin over. It ain’t like a film or sommat what you have proper time to relate to an feel things about, cos songs are only like 5 mins long! ...Not like I cry at films or nothing, I’m just sayin!
[ what song makes you happy? ]
Loads of them! Anything what you can get up and dance to. Proper punk music: Sex Pistols, The Clash, X-Ray Spex, all of it. It reminds me of bein a teenager cos I was well into punk back then.
[ a p p e a r a n c e ? ]
height: 5'8"
hair color: I dunno...brown/black
skin color: White. Losin my tan cos the weather is too shit to be outside now
eye color: blue
piercings: no
tattoos: no, cos I ain’t keen on needles and the thought of all them tiny needles poking into my skin and makin me bleed makes me feel ill just thinkin about it.
[ r i g h t n o w ]
what color are the pants that you are wearing?: White and blue stripe. Millwall colours!
what song are you listening to right now?: fuckin wanky ~contemporary~ music at the gallery
what taste is in your mouth?: starbucks peppermint mocha. ...Fuck that’s a bit girly, innit? They’re dead good though.
what's the weather like now?: it ain't too bad, not raining yet today
how are you?: Bored! I wouldn’t be doin this otherwise
get motion sickness?: I don’t think so? I was fine the one time I was on a boat but the water was calm anyway, and I never got carsick in my life, but it ain’t like I ever tried to read a book in the car either, cos what am I gonna read a book for?
have a bad habit?: smashing stuff up when I kick off about things
like to drive?: Yeah, who don’t?!
[ f a v o r i t e s ]
tv show: Hannibal is brilliant :D
conditioner: wtf. Whatever Gui buys
book: haha fuck off
non alcoholic drink: coffee!
alcoholic drink: anything, I ain’t picky. Just a pint or whatever
thing to do on the weekend: Have a lie-in and shag and pester Gui to make me breakfast in bed
[h a v e y o u ]
broken the law: there’s a lot of retarded laws what shouldn’t be laws in the first place. That’s all I’m sayin
ran away from home: kind of
snuck out of the house: as if my parents woulda noticed I was gone
ever gone skinny dipping: yeah, with Gui :D
ever tipped over a porta potty: hahah no, fuckin hell
used your parents' credit card before: no cos my stepdad woulda lamped me for it
skipped school before: obviously
fell asleep in shower/bath: no, but I have vommed in the shower from bein hungover. It clogged up the tiny shower drain and was horrible D:
been in a school play: as if I can act! haha
[ l o v e ]
boyfriend: Fiance :D
girlfriend: haha
sexuality: poofter
children: Not yet, but I’m only 26
current crush: Know who is fuckin fit? Daniel Craig
been in love: currently am <3
been hurt: Never got my heartbroken by no one, but reckon I was hurt when me and Gui had a big row ages ago
your greatest regret: Bein in a mood with my brother about sommat stupid the night he died
gone out with someone you only knew for 3 days: Me an Gui had our first date the night we met and I moved in with him a week later. He ain’t got rid of me since :D
[ r a n d o m ]
do you have a job: ~artist~
your cd player has in it right now: I ain’t got a cd player cos this is 2013! But the last album I listened to was Kasabian’s latest one
if you were a crayon what color would you be: Blue like my eyes, I reckon
what makes you happy: my car, Max, my mates
what makes you happiest: some posh French wanker what gave me a engagement ring :P
what's the next cd you're gonna get: Dunno, ain’t thought about it. I just download shit on a whim
[ w h e n / w h a t w a s t h e l a s t ]
time you cried: I dunno!! I’m sure Gui is gonna be like YOU CRY ALL THE TIME! But I don’t really. I don’t remember when.
you got a real letter: This ain’t the 1800s, who does letters
you got e-mail: this morning. Some wanker was asking if he can buy one of our paintings but pay in installments? Haha fuck off this ain’t a rent-to-own
thing you purchased: my starbucks coffee on the way to work
movie you saw in the theater: oh fuck, Django Unchained? No, it’s gotta be sommat more recent than that!