this is where i'm at
me: are you there?
5:01 PM i hope some snakes get on your plane :-P
5:03 PM Olga: yes
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20 minutes
5:23 PM Olga: you are on
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5 minutes
5:29 PM me: what does that mean dont be crazy?
i hate the internet
i hate gmail
i hate hotmail
i hate myspace
i hate yahoo
Olga: ok, well, that sounds a little crazy
5:30 PM me: i hate it
i hate j date
i hate craigslist
i hate match.com
agghh it fucking linked to their site
i hate them even more
Olga: j date?
me: i hate whoever came up with the internet
5:31 PM Olga: match.com?
me: kill them
Olga: you looking around for a date?
me: yeah, to find a nice jewish girl
with lots of $$$$$$$$$$
Olga: sounds reasonable, as long as she doesnt have to be hot
me: i dont care
5:32 PM actually i do
oh i dont really know
squirrels are cute
5:33 PM Olga: matt, seriously, are you looking to date around?
me: lol
Olga: i guess its kinda ok if you are, but this half jokign this is weird
me: kinda ok? lol
Olga: ya, kinda ok
not sure how much its kinda, and how much it is ok
me: lolzzzzz
5:34 PM if i was, i wouldnt use j date
or match.c0m
i am dating buzz
officially
5:35 PM i professed my love for him
we sleep together now
Olga: ??
but he is a boy
you said you still like girls
me: i dont know what he is
5:36 PM Olga: what color are they?
me: burnt sienna
5:37 PM crayola colors
Olga: is taht from a movie?
me: i think buzz was a queen bee at one time
Olga: i feel liek it si from a movie
5:38 PM me: its from a movie in the future
the greatest movie of all time
i AM acting crazy
i need to stop
5:39 PM Olga: yes, see what i mean?
5:40 PM me: brb
Olga: ive gotta go to the gym!
5:41 PM girl i was waiting for is ready to go
call me later
between 7:30 and 9?
byebye
5:43 PM me: thats stupid
you CALL ME
5:44 PM FUCK THE INTERNET?
I MEAN, FUCK THE INTERNET!!!
BILL GATES, DO YOU HEAR ME?!!!!!!!!
5:01 PM i hope some snakes get on your plane :-P
5:03 PM Olga: yes
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20 minutes
5:23 PM Olga: you are on
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5 minutes
5:29 PM me: what does that mean dont be crazy?
i hate the internet
i hate gmail
i hate hotmail
i hate myspace
i hate yahoo
Olga: ok, well, that sounds a little crazy
5:30 PM me: i hate it
i hate j date
i hate craigslist
i hate match.com
agghh it fucking linked to their site
i hate them even more
Olga: j date?
me: i hate whoever came up with the internet
5:31 PM Olga: match.com?
me: kill them
Olga: you looking around for a date?
me: yeah, to find a nice jewish girl
with lots of $$$$$$$$$$
Olga: sounds reasonable, as long as she doesnt have to be hot
me: i dont care
5:32 PM actually i do
oh i dont really know
squirrels are cute
5:33 PM Olga: matt, seriously, are you looking to date around?
me: lol
Olga: i guess its kinda ok if you are, but this half jokign this is weird
me: kinda ok? lol
Olga: ya, kinda ok
not sure how much its kinda, and how much it is ok
me: lolzzzzz
5:34 PM if i was, i wouldnt use j date
or match.c0m
i am dating buzz
officially
5:35 PM i professed my love for him
we sleep together now
Olga: ??
but he is a boy
you said you still like girls
me: i dont know what he is
5:36 PM Olga: what color are they?
me: burnt sienna
5:37 PM crayola colors
Olga: is taht from a movie?
me: i think buzz was a queen bee at one time
Olga: i feel liek it si from a movie
5:38 PM me: its from a movie in the future
the greatest movie of all time
i AM acting crazy
i need to stop
5:39 PM Olga: yes, see what i mean?
5:40 PM me: brb
Olga: ive gotta go to the gym!
5:41 PM girl i was waiting for is ready to go
call me later
between 7:30 and 9?
byebye
5:43 PM me: thats stupid
you CALL ME
5:44 PM FUCK THE INTERNET?
I MEAN, FUCK THE INTERNET!!!
BILL GATES, DO YOU HEAR ME?!!!!!!!!