Yard work makes you straight.

Apr 20, 2008 13:36

I just spent the past two hours spraying weed killer, mowing the lawn, and spreading Weed n Feed. And when all was said and done, I had a hankering for boobs.

This only leads to one logical, terrifying conclusion. And would also explain why the gay community spends so much on landscapers or houses with no yards...

I need homosexuality, fast!

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tibolf April 21 2008, 07:07:33 UTC
ooo how butch =p

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deusexbestia April 21 2008, 14:26:13 UTC
I'm always butch.

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tibolf April 22 2008, 19:04:13 UTC
WHAAAAT?! Lies put out by the bush administration!

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wolffit April 21 2008, 10:21:14 UTC
hmm, I have long hair and can strap on some fake boobs...

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deusexbestia April 21 2008, 14:25:56 UTC
I'm sure you have a pair. >:0

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nec_oboist April 26 2008, 00:21:25 UTC
See, this is why I want to be with you while you're doing yardwork. can you imagine me butch? hehehe

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wolfiegaystud18 April 26 2008, 01:40:08 UTC
just curious. do I know you?

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deusexbestia April 26 2008, 01:45:54 UTC
I think I found you through Tib's journal, read a bit, and was like "Oooh, that's neat" or something.

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wolfiegaystud18 April 26 2008, 01:46:46 UTC
lol well all my entries are locked but since I added you, you should be able to read them now. I'm on messenger if you ever want to talk

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