Yard work makes you straight.

[deusexbestia]

I just spent the past two hours spraying weed killer, mowing the lawn, and spreading Weed n Feed. And when all was said and done, I had a hankering for boobs.

This only leads to one logical, terrifying conclusion. And would also explain why the gay community spends so much on landscapers or houses with no yards...

I need homosexuality, fast!