Dave is funny....
Okay so we were on our way to New Hampshire and we stopped for gas. Luke got KitKat Bites.....
Skip ahead 12 hours... Buddy, the neighbor's dog, is hanging out with us all day.....
Skip ahead 18 more hours. Luke, Scott, and I are outside... Luke wants some KitKat bites, but he had left them in the car so when he opened up the package, they had all melted together and looked like..... um... okay they looked like poop... a lot... so Scott got this brilliant idea to put it on the ground and pretend that buddy had left it there, and play a trick on the next person that walked out.......... enter Dave........ we tell him that Buddy had just done his business in the lawn so be careful... Luke is standing over it and is like "what will you give me if I lick it"... (you can see the pain on Dave's face already at this point)... Dave pleads with Luke not to do it... Scott offers him 20 bucks... he does it... Dave turns green and almost vomits on his shoes (mind you, he really believes that Luke just licked dog shit)... Luke then says that he'll give Scott 20 bucks if he'll eat a piece... Dave pleads with him not to do it... Scott says 20 isn't enough so I kick in 20 more.... Dave pleads some more... Scott eats a piece... Dave freaks the fuck out, runs up on the deck, dry heaves and spits over the railing... if we had already eaten lunch I guarantee it would have come back up... Rob comes out to see what the commotion is all about, Dave is absolutely disgusted..... Luke picks up the "poop" with a stick and starts chasing Dave around, who is absolutely horrified beyond belief... It was like Jason and Freddy put aside their differences for a while just to chase Dave around... Dave yells "WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FRIENDS???"... Luke couldn't take it anymore and tells Dave that it's just chocolate......... everyone laughs for an hour straight... oh man... BEST... PRANK... EVER!!!!
Skip ahead 12 hours... Buddy, the neighbor's dog, is hanging out with us all day.....
Skip ahead 18 more hours. Luke, Scott, and I are outside... Luke wants some KitKat bites, but he had left them in the car so when he opened up the package, they had all melted together and looked like..... um... okay they looked like poop... a lot... so Scott got this brilliant idea to put it on the ground and pretend that buddy had left it there, and play a trick on the next person that walked out.......... enter Dave........ we tell him that Buddy had just done his business in the lawn so be careful... Luke is standing over it and is like "what will you give me if I lick it"... (you can see the pain on Dave's face already at this point)... Dave pleads with Luke not to do it... Scott offers him 20 bucks... he does it... Dave turns green and almost vomits on his shoes (mind you, he really believes that Luke just licked dog shit)... Luke then says that he'll give Scott 20 bucks if he'll eat a piece... Dave pleads with him not to do it... Scott says 20 isn't enough so I kick in 20 more.... Dave pleads some more... Scott eats a piece... Dave freaks the fuck out, runs up on the deck, dry heaves and spits over the railing... if we had already eaten lunch I guarantee it would have come back up... Rob comes out to see what the commotion is all about, Dave is absolutely disgusted..... Luke picks up the "poop" with a stick and starts chasing Dave around, who is absolutely horrified beyond belief... It was like Jason and Freddy put aside their differences for a while just to chase Dave around... Dave yells "WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FRIENDS???"... Luke couldn't take it anymore and tells Dave that it's just chocolate......... everyone laughs for an hour straight... oh man... BEST... PRANK... EVER!!!!