Fun with Google

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Stolen from lotsa people.

Go to google.com and type "(your name) needs" Then pick the best ten.

• Jessica needs fake titties and then she would be perfect. Nobody's perfect, but I'll take that under advisement.
  
  
• Jessica needs to rethink her position on doing adult films. Well, maybe after I get the boob job.
  
  
• Jessica needs to be happy with the device she is prescribed. The only device I was ever prescribed was an inhaler for my asthma. And it's FINE, dammit!
  
  
• Jessica needs to work on staying in her chair during story time and needs to practice listening when others are speaking. Damn. Did someone go back in time and spy on me when I was 6 years old?
  
  
• Jessica needs to cozy up to idiots. More than I already do?
  
  
• Jessica needs a shot of redemption. Not if that's anything like getting a shot of penicillin. That fucking HURTS.
  
  
• Jessica needs an inside home with a person/family who will be willing to let her out of her cage often. Ah, there's no place like home. Especially an inside home.
  
  
• Jessica needs to be rotated 90°. Oh... kay.
  
  
• Jessica needs to surpass the bullshit. Damn straight.
  
  
• Jessica needs more time on her huge lobster. I'm sure that wasn't intended as a sexual innuendo, but my pervy brain keeps trying to interpret "lobster" as a slang term for "penis".