Oct 14, 2005 10:55
7 random things I can do:
1) Remember people's birthdays
2) Drive a standard
3) Name all 9 8 7 8 Supreme Court Justices
4) Fall asleep standing up
5) Suppress my gag reflex
6) Read an entire novel in about 4 hours
7) Wiggle my ears
7 random things I cannot do:
1) Eat squid
2) Sew (not even to reattach a button)
3) Change a tire
4) Fly
5) Put my feet behind my head
6) Gleek
7) Make balloon animals
7 things I enjoy doing:
1) Talking about science with my 6-year-old nephew
2) Drinking with my brother & sister
3) Playing with Photoshop
4) Going to football games
5) Making tea
6) "I wanna get into it, man, you know -- like a, like a sex machine, man, movin' -- doin' it, you know..."
7) Writing letters to politicians
7 things I hate to do:
1) Clean up after other people
2) Relay bad news
3) Sleep past 10 am
4) Trim my dog's nails
5) Fall asleep while someone is trying to talk to me
6) Go shopping by myself
7) Tag people to post surveys on LJ
7 things I plan to do before I die:
1) Finish my degree
2) Become fluent in Russian (again); learn several other foreign languages
3) Buy a house
4) Get out of debt
5) Visit a country outside of North America
6) Get this damn wart on my finger removed
7) Draft a will
7 things that attract me to the opposite sex/another person
1) Fantastic sense of humor
2) Pheromones
3) Intelligence
4) Beer goggles (hahahahaha)
5) Skills. Computer fixing skills, auto mechanic skills, guitar playing skills, legal research skills...
6) Being nice to my dog
7) Impeccable personal hygiene (we're not talking metrosexual, just clean and well groomed)
7 things that I say most often:
1) "I had a really weird dream last night!"
2) "I'm sorry, you'll have to call Veritec to find out why you can't take out more than 5 payday loans at one time. Here's the number..."
3) "What song do you want to hear next?"
4) "I love you."
5) "Sorry, I fell asleep."
6) "Did you feed Siesta?"
7) "No! That's a BAD KITTY! The toilet paper is not your enemy!"
me,
meme,
narcissism,
dork