People are assholes.

Specifically lawyers.

Perhaps this is why I don't associate with lawyers unless they have "ADA" before their name.

( Email to ADA Casey Novak )

Okay, seriously, we need to catch a case. That thing Val and I were chasing ended up being a complete waste (see? I told you so!) and we're all spending way too much damn time in bars. (Also, seriously? Next time I see a lawyer walk into a bar, I *will* start telling lawyer jokes. Is that what you really want?)

( Email to: ADA Casey Novak )