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[detective_dean]

Dear subscribers

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[plumpumpkin]

You have a...news paper? And you have an advice column in said newspaper?

...uhh that's great...yeaaaah...Maybe you should do some comics or something?

[detective_dean]

Yeah, I thought you knew Triana! I leave one at your door every time I print a new issue! ^_^

Comics! What a brilliant idea! Super awesome! I'll see if any of my readers want to send in their art and ideas for a comic and I can have a contest and pick the best to constantly be part of the paper! Alright!

[plumpumpkin]

...oh is that what that is? I thought...well nevermind.

[detective_dean]

Yeah! W...what'd you think it was?

[white_captain]

A newspaper~! Maybe I can find some of my old stories, they were a big hit back in the day~!

[detective_dean]

You used to write for a newspaper? Really?!

[white_captain]

Yes, indeed~. A lot of the division members pitched it. It wasn't much, really...

[detective_dean]

Oh wow, super cool! What kinda stuff did you write? Maybe you can help me with my paper!

[number_21]

I would personally like to see a horoscope. Maybe the Necromancer/Mr. Rogers guy next door can help you out.

[detective_dean]

Oh hey, what a great idea! I wonder if Dr. O would help me out with that...that's actually a really great idea! Thanks!

[blackulahunter]

I second comics. Nothing makes a newspaper better than the funnies.

[detective_dean]

I definately agree with that! Now I just have to find some people to help me make them....know any good drawers?

[blackulahunter]

Drawers? You mean artists? I have no idea, kid.

[schroneko]

Oooh...that was YOUR notebook. Uh oh...

[Lock]

Um...I can bring it back if you like...the pages I can find at least.

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[detective_dean]

Yoooooou took it?! WHY?! What did I ever do to you, and what could you possibly want my newspaper notebook for anyway?!

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YES! YES I WOULD LIKE IT BACK PLEASE! Wha...what do you mean the pages you can find?! What'd you do to it?! Why wouldn't it have ALL the pages?! I need ALL the pages to be able to make my paper!! AUGH!
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[schroneko]

I'm sorry! I was just bored and looking around for something to do and had picked it up when someone showed up and I left without putting it down!

[Lock]

Well...I was bored so I started flipping the pages back and forth and throwing the notebook in the air...and some of the pages flew out...some of those I chased around...and ate.
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[detective_dean]

You were bored...so you wandered into my room when no one was there and took my notepad and then ran away with it when you heard someone coming...did I get that right? YOU WEIRD CATBOY THING....WHY WERE YOU IN MY HOUSE IN MY ROOM WHEN NO ONE WAS THERE?!

[lock]
And...in addition to being in my house in my room when no one was home cuz you were BORED...you ripped my notepad apart...and ATE....ATE some of the pages?! CUZ YOU WERE BORED?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Crazy animal thing!
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