Kids

[det_mwheeler]

Alright, people. I was talking to Alex at dinner yesterday and she seems to think I couldn't babysit. That I'm, what was it? Scared? A wuss? She says she wouldn't trust me to watch her nephew. I'll be the first to admit I don't know how to work those things...kids...but any fool could babysit! Even me! I bet her I could keep one alive for a

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[nypd_millie_viz]

...I'm disturbed that both you and Messer think the ability to keep the kid alive for a few hours is something to brag about.

...but if you really want to babysit, Alex is babysitting Isabel for us tonight and you could help her...I'll warn you that she's a handful (...the baby, not Alex...well, actually...)

[detdannymesser]

I do not think it's something to brag about.

I was just saying that I'm your last choice option, because I can guarantee that your child will still be alive by the time you get back. That's all.

[nypd_millie_viz]

*grin* Just messin' with you...Messer. Oooh, that was a good one. Messin' with Messer. *poke*

[detdannymesser]

*dryly* Cute, Millie. You know--I've never heard that before.

So when am I going to see you again if I'm not taking care of your kid?

[nypd_millie_viz]

It's too bad you're not in the lab any more. We could really use you. I need to stop by SVU more often. I haven't harrassed Munch in ages. And now there's you there too. Whee!

[detdannymesser]

You're welcome to come by any time, Millie. Drop in and we'll have lunch or somethin', alright?

[ada_peluso]

Just alive? That would reassure any parent.

[detdannymesser]

*shakes his head* No one in their right mind, unless they knew me well, would leave me with their kid.

That's why I say I'm their last choice.

[ada_peluso]

Then you're not getting near mine. He'd probably terrorize you.

[detdannymesser]

Knowing who his father is, I'm sure he would.

[det_mwheeler]

Hey Messer, since when is my journal-thing your social center? Huh?

[detdannymesser]

Hey, don't look at me. Millie started it by dragging my name into this.

Blame her.

[det_mwheeler]

Why would I blame a lovely person like Millie when I can just blame you?

[detdannymesser]

*smirk* Oh. I see how it is.

Don't worry, Red. I won't conduct my business in here anymore.

[det_mwheeler]

Awww, did someone get their feelings hurt? ::grin::

[detdannymesser]

Feelings? Who said anything about feelings?

I can tell when I'm not wanted, and obviously, I'm not wanted.