Kids
Alright, people. I was talking to Alex at dinner yesterday and she seems to think I couldn't babysit. That I'm, what was it? Scared? A wuss? She says she wouldn't trust me to watch her nephew. I'll be the first to admit I don't know how to work those things...kids...but any fool could babysit! Even me! I bet her I could keep one alive for a few hours. She doesn't believe me. So will someone let me borrow their runt and prove that I can do it? Don't need a whole day. Just a couple of hours. And if it's in diapers, you might have to teach me that. Or is that a one a day kinda thing? Anyone?