Active ranting (not strike related)

Mar 21, 2008 10:01

Son of a mother fucking disease-ridden, gin-soaked, filthy, one-toothed, whore-mongering bitch!!

ITS SNOWING...ALOT!! I will beat someone to death with there own shoe today. I swear to god that I will!!! I've been pushed to far.

I'm gonna rant. Please enjoy, I may have gone just a titch over the top, but I meant every word! :)


I want to murder 20 or 30 people today. Every weather person (and their fucking assistants) must die today. All of TV weather people should be killed because they, and they alone cause the snow. The gods, and I, demand there slow and painful death. I won't murder people, but damn it's tempting.

I was ready for this winter to be over around January, but I let things slide because I'm a nice guy. By the end of January, I spent alot of time crying in a corner because the sun had deserted us and lift me in a vast frozen hellish wasteland.

By the middle of February, I was just fucking done with this weather. It wasn't funny anymore and I was ready to really cry. I swore every time I walked outside.

But yesterday, I rolled the window in my car down a bit. It was warm out. I was almost singing I was so happy. There was brownish/greenish stuff on the ground which I'm today was grass. I remember grass. There were birds in the area. It was warming up. Everything was good and right and pure in the universe.

BUT NO!!!!!!!!!!

>insert high-pitch nasally annoying voice of a weatherperson< Fuck that shit. I'm the weather man and I have a small dick and I need people to pay attention to me one more time. SO I'M GOING TO BRING THE FUCKING SNOW BACK FOR A QUICK "FUCK YOU" TO EVERYONE. That way everyone has to pay attention to me one last time. I hate spring because I'm the sociopathic weatherman and I'm pure evil. I'm an dirty angry whore who enjoys making everyone cry with the bad weather.

I was looking at SANDALS yesterday. Sandals, bitch!!!!!!!!

GOD DAMN IT. I'm going to go get a shower, put on pants, and go run some errands, and I plan to curse the entire time I'm driving around.

And I swear if Spring isn't here in like 4 days, I'm quiting. I'll move to Neptune!

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