[and today, on your screens, dear Johto... there is a girl. she is eating that familiar bag of trail mix gotten from Fake-Mom, and... to be honest, she looks like
she just walked out of a cosplay convention (red outfit). for all you know, she could've just come out of a cosplay convention.
Because, truth be told, she looks terribly, terribly confused. and she is. things happened, she doesn't... know where this is, and her spear and soul gem... aren't responding (obviously). not that she thought she would have to be concerned with any of that.]
What is this place... [pause.] This... nothing about this is right!
[and then she's less confused and more angry, and this is when her munching? gets a little louder. angrier. She's looking at all of you. Yes, you. and you. AND YOU.]
Is this a joke? [munch. munch. munch. she is going through that bag of trail mix.] This is where you people talk from, right?
Because-- [munch. munch.] --I want answers!