[When the communicator clicks on, Ganondorf sounds positively irritated.]

My room is gone. What have you done?

[Be calm, Ganny. Be calm. Deep cleansing breaths.]

Zelda, how are you faring?

[Guess who found a Wii and Twilight Princess on deck 12?]

This game is ridiculous. [B|]

[Teenaged Ganny is irritated. See, he's retained his memories this time. And he doesn't like this not one teeny tiny bit. Still, being a growing boy and all, he's hungry like a pig beast. So he went to the buffet to stock up and hopefully retreat back to his room before he could be seen.

Will he be that fortunate?]

So, I see the crew has failed to repair the ship. Somehow, I am not surprised.

[If he cared enough, he'd get involved. But as long as Ganondorf's not being bothered by any of the new stuff, he'll just stay right here in his room.]

[Somehow, Ganondorf knew leaving his room was a bad idea. But he was so fond of deck 13 that he simply had to see how much it had changed. At the sight of the graveyard, instead of turning back, as he knew he should have, he ventured further inside and stopped just shy of the grave marked with his name ( Read more... )

[Ugh he sounds more annoyed than anything.]

Really could not leave well enough alone, could you?

[Exasperated sigh.]

Nabooru? Are you all right?

[No, he's not asking about you, Zelda. He's still mad at you >:|]

Only a fool tests the depth of the water with both feet.

[Yes, he is talking to all of you morons who rushed into Spectacular Spectacular and got yourself spectacularly killed.]

If anyone is looking for me, I will be at The Cool.

[Look who's out of the brig and just in time for all the new arrivals too.]

...

Wonderful.

There is a reason I'd rather not relive my adolescence. But thank you all the same, Captain Redd. I have had some fairly interesting experiences. Didn't you, Zelda?

[The voice sounds remarkably younger. Prince Ganondorf just wants to know where his sexy harem went to.]

I am not entirely sure how I've ended up here. But if anyone could kindly tell me where I am, I would be most grateful.