There's a man standing off to the side of the room, a rather average-looking man with a long jacket and an intense look, and he's staring at you. Yes, you.

If you glance over, he might give you an eyebrow quirk or a slight nod or something else that's normal, but he's anything but normal. There's just something a little, tiny bit off about him, ( Read more... )

*a little blue.. thing walks into the lobby*

Hoooble doop peeps! I'm Hubba Hubba reporting to you straight from Hoobland....

..wait..

this isn't Hoobland. Oh my.

Ah now well this is a good question for todays Hoob News! "Where is Hubba Hubba?"

Hoobs? ... Iver? GrooOoooOve? Tula?

[Typist: Welcome the wonderful Hubba Hubba from Jim Hensons The Hoobs.]

Enter one Han Solo, grumbling under his breath as he heads for the door. Once he reaches it, he stares for a moment, then shakes his head. "Where the hell's the Falcon? I've got to get to Jabba's. Don't have time to be wasting in a damn hotel."

Typist: Resistance was, apparently, futile and I finally got Han. Obviously from Star Wars, taken ( Read more... )

And into the lobby, there would wander an 8-foot-2-inch anthropomorphic Golden Condor.

He blinks a couple of times, looking around. "Heeeey," he muses, in an even and pleasant, though concerned, tone. "This isn't the library."

He turns and looks out the front door. "This isn't Sesame Street at all! I think I got lost."

[[ THIS IS ALL ERIN'S ( Read more... )

Just a second ago, she was looking to get some spare parts for the ship - but now she's here (wherever here is), with a slightly surprised expression on her face. Her dress is casual, and a smudge of grease is still on the side of her nose from the last time she worked on the engine ( Read more... )

And in walks in a small furry red monster.

"Hello? Dorothy? Big Bird? ... Maria?"

He looks around some.

"Elmo thinks that Elmo is lost."

Typist: .... I've lost my mind. Elmo. If you don't know, he's from Sesame Street. Of course, if you don't know, I'm inclined to ask what ROCK you've been living under...