Sitting on a chair by the fire (one that happens to be particularly covered with cat scratches and hair) is a large bearded man with one eye.

He is examining his hands. Especially the fingers, which he keeps flexing.

Typist: It's a human Pluto. Come poke him.

When sprites are bored, Things Happen. So now, whenever anyone walks through certain doors of the mansion, they'll turn into an animal. Duration and type of animal are up to the typist, but chances are it'll last for at least couple days.

*Obviously, when there are a large number of fish and one abnormally large lobster, Nemesis has to be behind it*

*Every puppet in the mansion1 should find either a Beta fish or a goldfish, as her Holiday gift to them*

* 1=Except for Hastur, who gets the largest, meanest looking lobster she could find. Obviously, she's getting revenge for the ( Read more... )

From somewhere deep within the mansion comes a delighted, if wicked laugh as Edward Hyde stalks his prey. Poor Sarah Williams is tonight's main course, if you will, as Hyde tears through the mansion in hot pursuit of the girl who was merely in the wrong place at the wrong time ( Read more... )

Well, they are officially back. He'd ventured to practice today, and was reminded how sore one could get after a significant break from exercise. Now he's exercising something else ( Read more... )

The people of Mattapoisett would have any excuse for a party ( Read more... )

He makes his presence known with the appearance of his bottlebrush tail bobbing along the edge of a sofa. Bright orange fur, bandy legs, and a squashed face aren't all there is to this new intruder to the mansion. He sits down slowly on his haunches, staring closely at anyone who walks by.

Typist: Crookshanks from 'Harry Potter'! Seeing the ( Read more... )

Into the Mansion, as if he owns the place, stalks a very large one-eyed black cat.

Well, not entirely black. On his chest is a large irregular white patch. If you stare at it long enough, you may find that it resembles a gallows.

The cat climbs up an armchair, and settles himself on top of its back, and stares unblinkingly out at the room.

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