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[redhairedpippi]

*bounces in* Hullo, everybody! I'm Pippi Longstocking, but I'm sure that you've heard of me, what with all the books and movies based on my adventures. *grins happily* Have any of you ever been on a ship? I grew up on a ship, you know, with my father Captain Longstocking. I'm sure someone here has to have heard of him. He's a cannibal king now,

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[black_famine]

...pancakes. *makes noise of disgust in throat*

Well, welcome, I suppose. I'm sure you'll enjoy yourself. Everyone seems to.

[marcusbrutus]

*pokes Famine sharply* Be nice to the girl, Sable.

My apologies, Miss Longstocking. He seems to think he owns the world simply because he is an apocalyptic manifestation.

My name is Marcus Brutus, and I extend you my welcome. I hope you enjoy this community as much as I have.

[redhairedpippi]

Oh, that's perfectly fine! . . . apocolyptic manifestation? What's that?

Thank you! *smiles happily*

[marcusbrutus]

*smiles back*

As far as my typist has explained, there are four of them - Death, War, Famine, and Pollution. They are the four horsemen (who now apparently ride motorcycles, the reason for which is completely beyond me) of the apocalypse. Their personalities have been derived from the novel Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman. My typist recommends it highly.

[redhairedpippi]

*tilts head* Huh. I don't read much, so I've never heard of that. But my typist seems to want to read it very badly.

[redhairedpippi]

*blinks at Famine* What's wrong with pancakes, sir?

*brightly* Oh, yes! This place looks like so much fun!

[black_famine]

Nothing wrong with pancakes specifically. Just all food.

[redhairedpippi]

You don't like to eat? *frowns* Whyever not?

[black_famine]

Perhaps I should've introduced myself first. I am Famine, one of the horsemen of the apocalypse. I represent the concept of...obviously...famine. I do not eat, nor do I encourage others to. I am not, however, entirely averse to drink.

[redhairedpippi]

Hullo Famine. I'm pleased to meetcha!

What would you like to drink? I've got soda, if you'd like that.

*takes a big bite of pancake*

[black_famine]

...sure, why not.

*glares at pancake surreptitiously*

[redhairedpippi]

*pours cherry Coke* *hands the glass over*

*blink* Are you sure you don't want a pancake?

[black_famine]

*drinks*

...quite sure, thank you.

[redhairedpippi]

*blinks again* Well, is there something else you'd like?

[black_famine]

...no. I'm fine.

[redhairedpippi]

. . . So you never get hungry? That must be strange.