THIS MEANS WAR.

[homo_lettuce]

This is Egypt's formal declaration of war on the nation of France, in response to inforgivable crimes of existing and being annoying and stuffy.

Frenchies, fear for your soft white tushes, for they shall be remorselessly violated.

Any parties who have been wronged by the French enemy, or who dislike them in any manner, may side with the might of Egypt against them.

Now, then. *cracks knuckles, grinning* Frenchies? Who would like to go first?