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[dracoslytherin]

Talk to me.

Yes, I do mean you.

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[sane_bombardier]

*Still naked*

I was once told by a doctor I was probably manic-depressive.

[dracoslytherin]

*gives him a look up and down* That doesn't appear to be your only problem...

[sane_bombardier]

Oh, I'm not. Or at least, not more than anyone who was in my position should be. A doctor also once declared me legally insane. Doctors are crazy.

[dracoslytherin]

*raises an eyebrow* And you think you are sane? Aren't you cold?

[sane_bombardier]

I don't think I'm sane. I know I am. And no, I'm not cold. But thanks for your concern.

[dracoslytherin]

*smirks* Rather confident, aren't you now?

[sane_bombardier]

Why yes, because I know I'm right.

[dracoslytherin]

Tell me.... Are you an exhibitionist or are you attempting to turn me on with your.. lack of attire?

[sane_bombardier]

*O_o 's at the 'turn me on' part*

Neither. I don't want to wear clothes because they remind me of an event that in turn reminded me of something I'd rather forget.

[dracoslytherin]

*smirks at his expression* Don't worry. I'm happily married.

[sane_bombardier]

*He wasn't worried, just surprised, as the thought had never occurred to him*

*half-laughs* In a relationship too, thanks. Plus the fact that you're a guy makes you not my type.

[dracoslytherin]

I am married to another male but I don't have a roving eye so you're not my type either.

[sane_bombardier]

*Shrugs. More ladies for him. Not that he's looking at the moment, of course. Ehem.*

Well that's good. I had no intention of attracting any attention when I did this. It's just the most logical thing to do at the moment.

[dracoslytherin]

How can parading around like that be logical? And how did you think that it would not attract attention? People are bound to notice body parts sticking out all over, you know. I have seen ladies here faint over a bare chest.

[sane_bombardier]

*frowns* It's logical when all the clothes I wear appear to be covered in the blood and guts of an old friend and serve as a constant reminder of the ultimate mortality of man. I don't know what your views are, but I for one don't intend to die any time soon, and I'd rather not be reminded that I will. The logical conclusion, then, is not to wear clothes.

*it really didn't occur to him that he would be naked, and that it might bother people. It all makes perfect sense in his head*

[dracoslytherin]

*plainly* Get new clothes? Different ones? I know a decent tailor...