Now you don't see me, now you-

[pipe_player]

*appears as suddenly as if a person has just struck out a match* Do? *looks around warily* Rosencrantz? ...Guildenstern? Where's he gone off to?

*typist: Long time no see, huh? Guildenstern's back, with a new typist. Here's hoping I don't screw it up too bad*