*never gives up*
I'm back!
I know you all were missing me, but never fear. As always, I have returned from my lonely wanderings, just in time to address a most important piece of business...The Feast of Saint Valentine.
Now, I never was much for the new religions-or even the old religions-but this holiday seems right up my alley. So, now the big question is which of you lucky and lovely ladies wants the honor of being my true love...at least, for February 14th. Heck, I'll set aside the whole night just for you. Applicants may leave a note, or just find me around somwehere and we'll, y'know, talk. No one from the Orkney family need apply. Sorry, Clar, I know how much you wanted to.
Don't worry, girls, there'll be pleny of chance for all.
Typist: Not my fault.
I know you all were missing me, but never fear. As always, I have returned from my lonely wanderings, just in time to address a most important piece of business...The Feast of Saint Valentine.
Now, I never was much for the new religions-or even the old religions-but this holiday seems right up my alley. So, now the big question is which of you lucky and lovely ladies wants the honor of being my true love...at least, for February 14th. Heck, I'll set aside the whole night just for you. Applicants may leave a note, or just find me around somwehere and we'll, y'know, talk. No one from the Orkney family need apply. Sorry, Clar, I know how much you wanted to.
Don't worry, girls, there'll be pleny of chance for all.
Typist: Not my fault.