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Jan 22, 2006 18:42

*a small spider hangs down from a thread in a doorway*

Salutations!

My name is Charlotte A. Cavatica. I am, as you can tell, a spider. We do provide a valuable service, you know. I could not even begin to tell you why humans are afraid of us, as they're so much larger ( Read more... )

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cannon_fanatic January 23 2006, 05:31:45 UTC

OH I THINK NOT.

some_spider January 23 2006, 05:33:10 UTC

... Oh dear.

*TAPDANCE! NOW! XD*

cannon_fanatic January 23 2006, 05:36:10 UTC

OH I THINK NOT.

OH I THINK NOT.

some_spider January 23 2006, 05:36:46 UTC

Think what not? *continues web-making*

cannon_fanatic January 23 2006, 05:39:28 UTC

*twitches* Can't you do that someplace else?

some_spider January 23 2006, 05:40:46 UTC

Such as where? I'm not trying to catch you...

cannon_fanatic January 23 2006, 05:44:50 UTC

Outside? At least a hundred metres away at all times? Denmark?

What d'you mean, not trying to catch ... You weren't thinking of it, were you!?

WHY AM I TALKING TO A SPIDER?

some_spider January 23 2006, 05:46:11 UTC

I'm staying out of the way.

... Of course not. You're far too large, you'd only break my web, and I'd have to rebuild it.

And I don't know.

cannon_fanatic January 23 2006, 05:47:51 UTC

You're hanging in the doorway! People need to walk there, you know! I need to walk there, but I can't because you're ... there and in the way.

*scratches his arms nervously*

some_spider January 23 2006, 05:49:01 UTC

I'm up in the corner. You're not even tall enough to reach it.

cannon_fanatic January 23 2006, 05:50:27 UTC

Rubbish, I can too ... *lifts an arm to prove this but pulls it back quickly, stifling a shudder*

You'll swing down on me! You're moving up and down and I can't see were you're at and you have too many legs!

some_spider January 23 2006, 05:52:12 UTC

Well, I can certainly see you. And it would be inconvenient to run into you.

And I think I have just the right number of legs, thank you.

cannon_fanatic January 23 2006, 06:05:34 UTC

With your ... eight freaking eyes and ... legs and ... hairy beast ... *shudders and looks anywhere but at the web*

... too many sodding legs ... creepy ....

some_spider January 23 2006, 22:51:36 UTC

You are remarkably strange.

theboywho_lived January 24 2006, 01:45:58 UTC

He has a phobia...

cannon_fanatic January 24 2006, 17:28:17 UTC

Not helping.

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