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[o_i_am_slain]

*enters! and looks rather shocked.* Greetings, great lords and sweet ladies! *fussily pompous bow* Know that I am Polonius, Lord Chamberlain to his most gracious majesty of Denmark. Is this England? For certainly 'tis like no place I have seen in my life. *to himself, though not really any quieter than the rest of his speech*: And a very strange place it is, too; very strange.

Typist: I don't think he's taken...