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Ahem.

Apr 06, 2005 01:07

Hello. My name is Petunia Dursley. I live in a wonderful home in Surrey with my charming husband Vernon, who works for a company that makes drills, and my precious son Dudley, who is currently attending Smeltings School. Very prestigious, you know. We are proud, upstanding citizens, and do not abide any nonsense, such as... certain types may ( Read more... )

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mostgiftedwitch April 6 2005, 08:44:08 UTC

*looks blankly*

yes... well. I'm sure you weren't referring to me OR my friends when you said... "certain types".

p_dursley April 6 2005, 09:06:41 UTC

I have nothing to say to you.

mostgiftedwitch April 6 2005, 09:31:30 UTC

Would you rather I send someone else over then? Mad Eye Moody perhaps? Or... Lily?

redgoldlily April 6 2005, 12:47:05 UTC

Here I am, Hermione.

I do have a few things to talk about with Petunia...

mostgiftedwitch April 6 2005, 14:22:58 UTC

I still have to get used to seeing you around, but thank you. Yes, I do think a nice chat between you and Mrs. Dursley is in order.

Also... on a side note... Could I have a word with you? You know... elsewhere? I have a question to ask sortofaboutRon. And you're the only witch I know that's a little... older. I don't want to ask Pomfrey or Merlin forbid... McGonagall.

redgoldlily April 6 2005, 15:40:31 UTC

Sure, Hermione. I'll be glad to help if I can. Where/how would you like to talk?

mostgiftedwitch April 6 2005, 16:30:06 UTC

I could have my typist email you? She insists I have an email address that is available for your use: most.gifted.witch[at]gmail[dot]com.

redgoldlily April 6 2005, 16:36:33 UTC

I don't have my own e-mail address, but my typist promised I can borrow hers. I'll have her e-mail you through that in a while (she wants to have dinner first).

pemberley_pimp April 10 2005, 20:00:17 UTC

Yes, I myself am quite confused to this "certain types" as well. Are they of lower breeding? Do they have no fortune? Or...no dowry, perhaps? For what reason could they deserve your contempt?

mostgiftedwitch April 10 2005, 20:05:42 UTC

Apparently... Mrs. Dursley over there has a rather distorted sense of "normal". She insists that everyone who doesn't love her tyrannical dolt of a son and doesn't behave EXACTLY like them is... "a certain type".

I do believe you may have encountered some like her yourself, sir. Gossip-mongering, ill-talking schemers, in your world.

pemberley_pimp April 10 2005, 20:24:01 UTC

Indeed I have. Too many for my taste.

mostgiftedwitch April 10 2005, 20:29:38 UTC

My suggestion? Stay away from this one. I have never seen one quite this vicious.

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