*clears his throat*

[my_garden_grow]

*stiff, formal bow, a little difficult because he is quite fat* I am Duke Conrad. I've been promised a quiet little farming estate of my own in exchange for doing this. I am lately of Regia.

*uncomfortable, displeased look* I do not approve of the weather in this country at all[/sock] Things he's neglected to mention

Comments

[derothling]

Lovely.

I don't know if you recall me, sir. *rather feral smirk* Colonel Kestrel, otherwise known as Theo.

[my_garden_grow]

...Damn it.

*deeply distasteful look* I recall you fairly well. Indeed. Protection, please?

[derothling]

Miss me?

*smirks MORE* *tosses a peach in the air* Do you? Well, good to know I haven't been forgotten. *is sane, I promise*

[my_garden_grow]

*had better be getting a really big garden for this*

*almost annoyed* But hardly remembered with any fondness. *with a great deal of patronising* Excuse me, sir. *is just going now* Oh, yeah right.

[derothling]

*archly* I should say most memories from that war are hardly fond. *bristles* Alright, then. Go off and play with your chickens. *REALLY! You don't believe me? ...Except after my best friend's been killed by Regians and such, that when I'm not sane.