Out of pure curiosity…

[hearthfires]

How many of you have had a family member try to kill you or succeed in doing so? I wonder, because my father ate my siblings and I when we were children, and I've recently realized that a large number of my headmates have had near death experiences at the hands of cousins or uncles...

I'm wondering if there are many more such stories in the

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[fullyalert]

yep. my brother eric -- who is nastilyalert tried to kill me. and katherine. and he doesn't like rosencrantz or captain yossarian much either.

[hearthfires]

Oh, dear. *frowns* Are you all right now, dear? Not in any danger?

[fullyalert]

actually, i'm in all the same danger i was before, because i still know he killed my little sister. and so does katherine, and so does yossarian but he doesn't know yossarian knows, otherwise he'd be trying to kill him too.

don't tell him i told you.

[hearthfires]

*hugs* I shan't, dear. But you needn't worry. It takes rather a lot to harm a goddess.

*considers, and curses Eric with perpetual dustbunnies*

*the nasty kind*

*with TEETH*

Should you need any help, you have only to ask.

...Poppyseed muffins and tea?

[fullyalert]

oh, please! i would like that very much. thank you.

*is omniscient, though, and unfortunately picks up on that imagery*

... careful cursing him, though, he might notice.

[hearthfires]

You're welcome. *pours and passes*

...No one ever blames dustbunnies on anyone, dear. And if he does, what do I care? *briefly haughty* He's only a mortal, in the end.

*softens* Besides, I'm always all right. As I said, I'm very hard to kill.