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wounded_shrike June 30 2005, 02:46:35 UTC
It's a shrike, that's the bird Stock called me after, when he was passing out nicknames for irregular work. And it's my name, Justin.

*looks at it* ...Shrikes are awfully fluffy little birds, aren't they?

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fish_bananas June 30 2005, 04:26:11 UTC
Well I think it's marvelous. :D ...And I weep that I need to read your book.

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wounded_shrike June 30 2005, 22:29:35 UTC
*shrugs* Thanks. And the typist says thanks, too. She worked forever on the letters, getting them all jumbled. She said it was appropriate.

Typist: You'll love it, it's grand. You have to love any novel that gives you a psychotic Enjolras analogue. And Mickle. I love Mickle. So much.

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fish_bananas July 1 2005, 00:18:53 UTC
It's very aesthetically pleasing, certainly. ^___^

AUGH, yes! I know I'm going to love it SO, so much, and I can't get my hands on a copy and I'm flailing and not waving, but drowning, andandand. *pines away*

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julietveiled July 2 2005, 10:50:49 UTC
...one of these days, I'll get all three of them from the library and scan it for you and be totally omg illegal but it's okay because I'm so cool I can butt into other people's conversations...

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fish_bananas July 2 2005, 10:54:08 UTC
I don't know which appeals to me more, the illegality of it or the utter niceness, but certainly between those two I'm in convulsions of ecstasy, like Saint Theresa, except with a much less erotic face. But that's a ridiculous amount of work, don't do it. ...The scanning, I mean, not the ecstasy... What am I saying? I love you.

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julietveiled July 2 2005, 11:03:04 UTC
Augh, hi, I'm up at 4am, but I have an extra weekend day this week so I'm being crazy like that. Anyway, hi! Illegality rocks. I do so adore being a criminal. *is desperate fugitive outlaw, fwee* *is chased across France by sexy obsessive-compulsive suicidal police inspector with absurd sideburns and a prediliction for snuff and funny hats!*

It really isn't. It would be if I were to type them all, yes, but scannage, not so much, because I think I've got TikTok able to hook up to the scanner now so I shan't have to go through the mum's iBook. ...ecstasy, however, IS a great deal of work. It ain't easy, being this happy all the time!

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fish_bananas July 2 2005, 11:08:35 UTC
Ooh, may I tear off your shirt to look for a brand? ...I mean. *covets!*

But still, lots of work! I'll find an e-text somewhere somehow someday, all books eventually turn up. However, I agree that ecstasy is a great deal of work. Especially when you're not automatically gifted with an automatically erotic facial expression like Saint Theresa.

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julietveiled July 2 2005, 11:24:09 UTC
...ooh, please do! And while you're at it, I'll sing absurdly high and absurdly soft notes over a sleeping, lovely, curly-haired boy whom I would probably want to snog if he weren't in love with my adopted daught-- ...I mean, what daughter? ...I mean, what?

Ooh, I'd hope so. I doubt it, but I hope so. It'd be nice... I have ONE scene from Beggar Queen as a .txt, because I needed to know something and rainbowjehan was sweet enough to type it for me when I couldn't get to the library. But... ...autoerotica? that's hawt. In the trendiest, ParisHiltoniest use of the word. I totally lost control over my typing ages ago. What am I saying?

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fish_bananas July 2 2005, 11:26:46 UTC
...THIS IS TRUE. XDDD

Autoerotica sounds like a term for masturbation -- is it? It might be... But did I ever tell you that I absolutely adore that commercial? It's so out there and porny that it makes me happy. And it's a Bentley, so YEY.

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julietveiled July 2 2005, 11:31:41 UTC
YOU KNOW IT IS, BABY. MMM, DOLTS ARE SEXY. ...bring him home to ME, yo.

It is. But it's a little unwieldy on the tongue. Too many vowels, chopped up by all the wrong consonants. ...and, *SOB*, I haven't seen it. I know which one you're talking about, though, because I had a long conversation about it with my Linus tonight at rehearsal, when he couldn't BELIEVE I hadn't seen it. He described it as "Paris Hilton rubbing herself all over a Bentley while eating a Burger King hamburger". Now I want sooo madly to see it. And I DO watch TV, but apparently all the wrong channels, because instead of Pornis Hilton whoring herself at Crowley's car with the processed remains of what was once a living creature like herself, now done up in a sugarpacked bun, I get ads for cholesterol-lowering pills starring Mandy Patinkin as the sad, too-old, sold-himself-out-auugh-omg-you-were-Inigo-and-Che,-how-the-mighty-have-fallen spokesperson.

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fish_bananas July 2 2005, 11:36:52 UTC
http://www.carlsjr.com/

Follow the links and WATCH THE EXTENDED VERSION. I wish I could have seen it on TV, that would have been awesome. *flips channels* *...hey. ......wow. ..........omgwtfguh...!!!!!!11*

WHY IN A CHOLESTEROL-LOWERING PILLS COMMERCIAL? WHY? *FLAILS*

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julietveiled July 2 2005, 11:47:59 UTC
...um. Whoa. ....um, HELLO. OMG. WTFOMG? ...OMG. ...yes, so, Chris totally didn't say how pornographic it really was. ...isthatCROWLEY'Scar? ...AAAUGH omg. XDDDD (And the Eugene one is TERRIFYING. ewwwwww.)

BECAUSE INIGO HAS A CHOLESTEROL PROBLEM AND CHE WASN'T MAKING MUCH AS A SEXY BITTER REVOLUTIONARY TYPE AND ARCHIE CRAVEN NEEDED TO PAY FOR SURGERY ON HIS BACK AND I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER IF HE WAS IN MACK & MABEL OR IF THAT WAS JUST THE CONCERT VERSION?

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fish_bananas July 2 2005, 11:53:43 UTC
OMG THAT WASN'T THERE THE LAST TIME I CHECKED WTF MY EYES MY EYEEEEEEES. XDDD

I don't know what year it is or anything like that, I know nothing about automobiles -- just that it's a Bentley. I will hereafter think of it as Crowley's car. And Crowley watching with an OMGWTFI'MREALLYINTROUBLENOW expression off on the side while Paris washes his car in a fashion that is too hot for TV.

THAT. IS. SO. MUCH. BS. I WOULD BUSK TO FEED HIM WITH DIGNITY.

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julietveiled July 2 2005, 12:04:43 UTC
...OW. OWOWOWOW. OMG. EEEEEEW. wow.

...and TROUBLE wonders why he looks so much like her while Pornis Horlton (... wow, I so fail at making up punny porny names) slides all over his car...

I HAD TO LOOK UP WHAT 'BUSK' MEANT, BECAUSE I THOUGHT MAYBE IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH STRIPPING, BUT IT...DIDN'T...BUT STILL, I'D STRIP TO FEED HIM WITH DIGNITY. YEAH. myArchie,myChe,myInigo,myeveryoneelseheeverplayed,ohmydear...

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fish_bananas July 2 2005, 12:12:48 UTC
Well, I like Pornis. ...The name, I mean. Pornis Horlton. Has a nice ring to it. Pooooornis Hoooooorlton. Sweeeeeear! *ground shakes*

I'D STRIP AND POLE DANCE WITH YOU TO FEED HIM WITH DIGNITY. That SUCKS... ... ... Maybe the director's a friend of his? ...

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