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[elder_cthulhu]

This moronic typist human says that she'll let me watch Hello Kitty if I do this making a post such as this is bound to cause insanity and since that is my job, I suppose I'm forced to agree to it. Thus, I pose you this question:

Which came first, the fruit or the colour orange?

Edit: By which I actually mean the colour orange, morons. Not the

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[elder_cthulhu]

You're all morons, moron. That wasn't specifically directed at you,except it totally was. Now shut up and free Hello Kitty or I will devour your immortal soul. *gives his best scary glare of dewm*

[elder_cthulhu]

DO NOT QUESTION MY MOTIVES, STUPID MORTAL. *glares again*

[elder_cthulhu]

. . . What in the hell are you talking about?! Of course I will. I don't act demonic to those I love.

[elder_cthulhu]

. . . Does it cause insanity? *patpat'd* *glares* Don't do that. And good. I looked forward to eating you in a horribly revolting way, but this makes me happy too.

[elder_cthulhu]

Better than being completely sane, I suppose. . . . . What?