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[faithfuldparted]

In honour of the last moments of Day 100, and in light of the changing tide in this...wonderful community *grins maniacally* I thought I might pose a question, and hopefully get some answers

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[capital_r]

*tartly* Because I'm already dead, I'd rather not like more pain, and you lot won't get any more wine.

[faithfuldparted]

1) I explained this point to Mr. Kennedy, above.

2) That's a rather self-centered reason. For myself, the more pain I see a Muggle in, the better. Your job is to convince me you don't deserve it.

3) I don't care for your filthy muggle wine.

[capital_r]

1) *deadpan* Oh, had you? I didn't notice. It rather happens when one sees enough of you filthy bastards about, at any rate.

2) *grins* Oh, now I'm self-centered? Well then, hurrah for self-centered drunken degenerate bastards! *bows* Merci, monsieur, for the grand compliment.

3) ...Well, how about absinthe?

[faithfuldparted]

1) HOW DARE YOU?

2) *simmers with hate while the idiot muggle congratulates himself*

3) Poison yourself for all I care, but we don't touch that Muggle swill, and I want to torture you half to death before your liver gives out.

[capital_r]

1) *blows a kiss* One of my many charms.

2) *promptly blows more kisses*

3) No, poisoning myself is when I have brandy, absinthe, AND stout. And my liver is untouchable, really.

Typist: ....Capital R, you idiot. Eeeps. Ignore the extra comment. ^^;

[faithfuldparted]

*too mad to respond to nos 1 and 2*

Then I have all the time in the world to make you suffer. You're on the list, never fear. *grins*

[capital_r]

*whistles the Marseillaise, to be even more annoying* *is v. v. good at being annoying, hurrah*

[faithfuldparted]

*Would hex him if his wand weren't busy on Cosette*