(no subject)
*yips excitedly!* *receives the benefit of typist translation, as.. yipping does not an overly helpful intro make*
Hi! Hi hi hi! I'm Dog! I'm... well, I'm Dog! I'm a Satanical Hellhound! (I was... a bit bigger when I was Down There, but my Master knows what he's doing! I love my Master! My Master is the best master ever! He's even better than chasing cats... Ooo, I love chasing cats! Even though they're testy! That makes them better! Oo! And digging! And hiding bones! I like hiding bones too! And getting table scraps, when they fall! They're so yummy! Oo! And sniffing around! More interesting smells up here than Down There. Not that sulfur and the Everpresent Scent of Fear and Terror are bad or anything...)
My Master's here, so I had to follow-- Ooo! A squirrel! Gotta go chase it!
[Uh... Dog is from Good Omens, of course. Hurrah.]
Hi! Hi hi hi! I'm Dog! I'm... well, I'm Dog! I'm a Satanical Hellhound! (I was... a bit bigger when I was Down There, but my Master knows what he's doing! I love my Master! My Master is the best master ever! He's even better than chasing cats... Ooo, I love chasing cats! Even though they're testy! That makes them better! Oo! And digging! And hiding bones! I like hiding bones too! And getting table scraps, when they fall! They're so yummy! Oo! And sniffing around! More interesting smells up here than Down There. Not that sulfur and the Everpresent Scent of Fear and Terror are bad or anything...)
My Master's here, so I had to follow-- Ooo! A squirrel! Gotta go chase it!
[Uh... Dog is from Good Omens, of course. Hurrah.]