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Services Offered

Jun 07, 2005 22:50

Does anyone need someone shot? Or something burned? I'm bored out of my mind. Compensation is completely negotiable.

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Comments 17

hellflowsover June 8 2005, 04:48:41 UTC

Another assassin? How many of you are there here?

the_shooter June 8 2005, 04:53:08 UTC

I'm not an assassin. I -was- a commisar for the provisional government in Russia. Before that I was a soldier, and before that I was a schoolteacher...

hellflowsover June 8 2005, 05:01:36 UTC

Really. You have an impressive chain of employment. I was a teacher once, as well, though I have thus far avoided military service.

the_shooter June 8 2005, 05:05:13 UTC

There was a war. I enlisted.

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a_life_of_ennui June 8 2005, 23:57:44 UTC

*Hands over a card for his drug supplier.*
Visit this person. He would be happy to assist you in finding something to keep your mind off of the boredom.

the_shooter June 10 2005, 10:36:44 UTC

*takes care*

*puzzled*

the_countmc June 10 2005, 05:33:43 UTC

Where on earth were you when I needed you about a year ago?

*sighs to himself and goes back to work*