Services Offered

[the_shooter]

Does anyone need someone shot? Or something burned? I'm bored out of my mind. Compensation is completely negotiable.

Comments

[hellflowsover]

Another assassin? How many of you are there here?

[the_shooter]

I'm not an assassin. I -was- a commisar for the provisional government in Russia. Before that I was a soldier, and before that I was a schoolteacher...

[hellflowsover]

Really. You have an impressive chain of employment. I was a teacher once, as well, though I have thus far avoided military service.

[the_shooter]

There was a war. I enlisted.

[hellflowsover]

Obviously. And now that it's over you shoot and burn people?

[the_shooter]

*sigh* As a commisar I was in charge of suppressing counter-revolution in the Urals. Violence was necessary and cathartic. I need something like that now. Badly.

I burned villages, not people. I was called Strelnikov. I miss him.

[hellflowsover]

Violence as catharsis? You're not one of the sort who's violent for violence's sake, eh? How sad.

[the_shooter]

Does it matter?

[hellflowsover]

It depends on the situation. Often one can say it doesn't, a killer is a killer is a killer, but I've found it's useful to be on the "unnecessarily harmful" side.

[the_shooter]

*haughtily* The nation I sold my principles for no longer exists, so you could say my principles no longer exist as well. Just to end this terrible loneliness boredom, I'd murder children in their beds so long as it wasn't my child.

[hellflowsover]

*Smiles* Then it appears we have a few things in common! How charming!

[the_shooter]

Do you need my services?

[hellflowsover]

I don't need anyone killed right this second and if I did, I'd do it myself anyway. However, if you're looking for work, I could always use another henchman...

We'll talk further if you're interested.

[the_shooter]

I am. You know how to find me.