I hate Tigers.

[spy_the_tiger]

Hello, all! *cheerful smile* If you really don't know, I'm Tibbett, a student at Three Queens college in Shiz. There seem to be a few of my friends from school here, so hallo to Elphie, Miss Ga..Glinda, Yero, and Miss Shenshen! I...had an unfortunate run-in with a Tiger, so that should explain the title of this..posty-thing.

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[daintyrosebud]

Well, welcome sir. Tigers are dreadfully frightening creatures, I should think. I've never seen one, and I'm very glad of it. I don't know what I would do if I did. You must be lucky to be alive!

[spy_the_tiger]

...*blinks* Thank you, miss. ...Tigers aren't really frightening, as such, they're dreadfully delightful creatures. *uncomfortable smile* Except for that one fellow. ...And actually, I'm not alive. More the opposite of it.

[daintyrosebud]

Oh, but they're so big, with such sharp teeth! It seems they could eat a person in one bite.
...the opposite of alive, meaning... dead?

[spy_the_tiger]

Not the Tigers I know, miss. *wry smile*

Yes. Quite dead, dear girl. Unfortunate as it may be.

[singulartragedy]

'lo, sir. The name's Adrian Singleton.

. . . what happened with the tiger? It bite you or something?

[spy_the_tiger]

Hallo, sir! *charming smile*

. . .Please, I'd..er..rather not talk of it.

[singulartragedy]

Oh. Sorry. Won't bring it up again. 's got to be a very bad memory, I imagine. Haven't got many of those, myself, except for dreams, so 'm afraid I've got very little tact or manners on the matter. Or any matter, come to think of it. *wry grin*

[spy_the_tiger]

*shudders just slightly* Yes. Well..apology accepted, I suppose.

[grope_crope]

*sneakypounceattackfrombehind!!* Hello there, old thing! How YOU doin'??

[spy_the_tiger]

Ack! *flails for a moment and turns around, then grins broadly* Well, hello, dear fellow. I've missed you.

[grope_crope]

Of course you have, old bean. I'm simply unbelievably missable.

[spy_the_tiger]

Unbelievably and scandaliciously missable, that's you! *grins*

[_greenified_]

*happily* It's wonderful to see you again, Tibbet. I missed you. It's been such a long time...

[spy_the_tiger]

*cheery grin/tackle/pounce!* Elphie! Lovely to see you again, darling girl that you are!

[_greenified_]

*laughs* Same to you old friend. You're looking wonderful. And it's nice to see that you and Crope are still as close as ever.

[shensitivity]

*SQUEALS* DARLING, how ARE you?!

[spy_the_tiger]

*SQUEALS back* Darling Shenshen! *hug* I'm just absolutely lovely, now!

[shensitivity]

*envelops in large, frilly, beribboned hug*

[spy_the_tiger]

*hugs back just as frillyly...and quite a bit more gayly, too* Did you see, darling girl, Crope's here too?