I hate Tigers.

[spy_the_tiger]

Hello, all! *cheerful smile* If you really don't know, I'm Tibbett, a student at Three Queens college in Shiz. There seem to be a few of my friends from school here, so hallo to Elphie, Miss Ga..Glinda, Yero, and Miss Shenshen! I...had an unfortunate run-in with a Tiger, so that should explain the title of this..posty-thing.

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[singulartragedy]

'lo, sir. The name's Adrian Singleton.

. . . what happened with the tiger? It bite you or something?

[spy_the_tiger]

Hallo, sir! *charming smile*

. . .Please, I'd..er..rather not talk of it.

[singulartragedy]

Oh. Sorry. Won't bring it up again. 's got to be a very bad memory, I imagine. Haven't got many of those, myself, except for dreams, so 'm afraid I've got very little tact or manners on the matter. Or any matter, come to think of it. *wry grin*

[spy_the_tiger]

*shudders just slightly* Yes. Well..apology accepted, I suppose.

[singulartragedy]

*senses, dimly, that it just may be time to change the subject*

So . . . um. What's your school like, anyhow? Mine was always really dull.

[spy_the_tiger]

....Deadly dull and boring as hell, sir! *grins brightly*

[singulartragedy]

Ah! Then we've got something in common. 'm glad to hear it. 'course, everyone forgets that it's not the school that matters so much as what y'do when you're supposed to be in class, is it?