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An Important Question!

May 19, 2005 19:41

Um. I was just wondering -- am I still dead?

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avenginggoddess May 20 2005, 00:51:44 UTC

Yes. Or at least, I hope so.

sparkly_prince May 20 2005, 00:59:58 UTC

Oh. Well ... do you know anything about being dead?

*sighs* *or ... he would, if he could* It's so boring just lying here all the time.

And am I supposed to talk at all? Good thing that Apocalypse thingamabob isn't here to rot me. It would just be a tragedy, if that happened.

avenginggoddess May 20 2005, 01:03:43 UTC

No, I don't, because I'm a goddess and I'm immortal and I don't die.

Deal with it.

black_famine May 20 2005, 01:11:19 UTC

...ahem. I'll thank you to speak about "that Apocalypse thingamabob" with his proper name, as well as with a great deal more respect. *glares*

sparkly_prince May 20 2005, 01:16:04 UTC

*huffily* Well, that's what he is, isn't it? And you too, I suppose. A ... thingamabob .. manifestation ... thingie.

black_famine May 20 2005, 01:19:32 UTC

*icily* He, however, happens to be a "thingabob...manifestation...thingie" that I care for very much, and to whom you should show respect, considering he is a great deal more powerful and worth a great deal more to society at large than you.

sparkly_prince May 20 2005, 01:28:18 UTC

Doesn't he ... make everything ... unclean? That's his job, right? *a note of scorn in his voice* Hardly any use to society, I'd say.

I on the other hand, provide society with beauty ... and a steady ruling hand, come to think of it.

Typist: .... Oh boy.

black_famine May 20 2005, 01:35:08 UTC

...*straightens to his full height and glares furiously* *in tones of absolute steel* You're a shallow, self-centered, brainless idiot. He is worth much, much more than you can ever hope to be in your miserable lifetime. ...Or post-lifetime, as the case may be. Which will, if you continue to insult Pollution in this manner, be extremely short. And its end will not be pleasant.

sparkly_prince May 20 2005, 01:40:42 UTC

*would cower, if he could*

I... er... I- ... Well, erm. Sorry ... ? I was just, you know ... joking with you! Right. *nervous laugh*

Some people just can't take a joke...

black_famine May 20 2005, 01:41:52 UTC

*stonily* Most amusing. *glares* Don't do it again.

sparkly_prince May 20 2005, 01:51:45 UTC

Er, right. Of course.

black_famine May 20 2005, 01:52:53 UTC

*smiles, in a totally calm and friendly and not threatening at all way* Good. We've an understanding, then.

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