Behold... me!
Hello there, everyone! I am known as Narcissus, I know, I know, it's a little jarring to see one as beautiful as I in the presence of all you average people. I myself never ceased to be amazed every time I look at myself. There seem to be a sufficient amount of mirrors and reflective things for me in which I can behold my beautiful visage! Sometimes there's even a strange tendency for me to hear what I say said back to me in random places! It must be because people can't think to say anything else when they see... me!
I won't be offended if you want to stare at me as well.
I won't be offended if you want to stare at me as well.