Introduction, I suppose.
Er. *looks uncomfortable*
Hello, all; my name is Newton Pulsifer (most people just call me Newt, as my name is devoid of feasible nicknames and that's pretty much the best it gets). There's really not much to say about me, I'm afraid. I can tell you that it takes three hours and ten minutes to go through the entire daily newspaper. You don't want to know why I can tell you that.
I... wear glasses most of the time, am tall but in a disappointing way, and I think I had a hand in stopping the Apocalypse. Sometimes it's hard to tell.
Pleased to meet you, I hope.
Typist: Little Newt here is from Good Omens by the esteemed Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, of course. And the world always, always needs more Good Omens. Isn't he precious? *rapidly disposed of*
Hello, all; my name is Newton Pulsifer (most people just call me Newt, as my name is devoid of feasible nicknames and that's pretty much the best it gets). There's really not much to say about me, I'm afraid. I can tell you that it takes three hours and ten minutes to go through the entire daily newspaper. You don't want to know why I can tell you that.
I... wear glasses most of the time, am tall but in a disappointing way, and I think I had a hand in stopping the Apocalypse. Sometimes it's hard to tell.
Pleased to meet you, I hope.
Typist: Little Newt here is from Good Omens by the esteemed Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, of course. And the world always, always needs more Good Omens. Isn't he precious? *rapidly disposed of*